Review: Scary Movie

You know what you're going to get with a Scary Movie. That's not to say they can't fail at what they do - it's more that at least part of the joke is that the bar is set pretty low. There's a gag early on that a character stops texting someone and calls them because the audience for these films can't read. Seems a bit harsh, but it did get a laugh.

Loosely wrapped around a "somehow, Ghostface returned" plot lifted from pretty much any one of the Scream movies (their recent revival goes some way towards explaining why this series is back) are a bunch of references to other horror movies, some of which are actually funny. A fatality-packed Final Destination amusement park, a line that a situation would be just like the one in It Follows only nobody saw that movie and the premise didn't really make sense, a riff on The Substance; you get the idea.

The plot barely hangs together - the people who are brutally murdered tend to stay dead, but that's about it for continuity - but it does organise itself around a recent trend in legacy horror: there's the original cast (in this case Marlon and Shawn Wayans are back, plus Anna Farris, Regina Hall, and Dave Sheridan as Deputy Doofy), and there's the new generation, which includes Wednesday Adams parody Tuesday (Savannah LeeNassif), Sara (Olivia Rose Keegan) and the not at all suspicious Jack (Cameron Scott Roberts).

The parodies here reach beyond horror - there's an animated K-Pop Demon Hunters sequence and a decent send-up of Michael focusing on another member of the Jackson family, to name two - and they vary from barely a reminder that the original exists to occasionally insightful. 

There's also a lot of stoner jokes, gay jokes, Black jokes, Covid jokes, DEI hire jokes, and so on, none of which are all that shocking or offensive. Plus there's a trans character who is treated - for a Scary Movie - with a surprising amount of respect (the only joke is how, after transitioning, he is more of a dude than the other dudes). Men with micropenises do not receive the same level of support.

But the whole deal here is quantity over quality, and with a run time barely over 80 minutes before the credits (there are scenes during the end credits, but nothing at the end of the end credits) this packs in enough that you can't really complain about the size of the portions. 

So is it any good? Not really, but that's beside the point. This is designed to be seen with a large audience that's committed to reacting to what's on the screen. Groans, boos, shocked gasps, befuddlement, it's all good. The occasional laugh? Yeah, you might get a couple of those too.

- Anthony Morris